
Kevin is like gold, well fool's gold at least.
...or is he?
Notable Quotables: "He may look like a rabbit but he sure don't move like one." -John Krukowski on Kevin's tardiness.

"I might buy a DS."
-Kevin Volner, March 25th, 2006

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...that Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban was shot in Black & White. |

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...you should never, ever go down any road that deals with colors. You'd never make it to Oz. |


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...Star Wars Battlefronts is literally the same game as Mario Sunshine with different backgrounds. |

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...please sell any and all video game equipment you have and never purchase any more, ever. |


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...that the UFC has too much down time. |

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...this coming from a person who watches 162 Red Sox games a year? |

Kevin's HOT Word:
Soprano
Use this word in a mature conversation and people will be impressed.


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Kevin's buddy icon, courtesy of yours truly, Darth Marino. |

Test your color vision! Kevin invites you to take a color blindness test. For the record, I, Mr. Darth Marino, scored
perfect with little difficulty. How can you score against Kevin "The Master" Volner? CLICK HERE to find out!

Four Steps to better teeth with Kevin Volner.
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