Name: Justin Bonderowitz, AKA Powerhouse, AKA Justy B.,  AKA Bonderonite, AKA Defendant Strengths: Can carry four times as much AV equipment as a standard worker, raw and unrelenting strength,  brute force and power. Weaknesses: Womanizer, breaks the law often, uses a variety of unhealthy substances, sweats beyond belief.

	Name: Sean Boyle, AKA Royal Boyle, AKA Snotlocker, AKA "Luke Warm" Scott Houston Strengths: Shipping and recieving, powerful barbeque, mastered the putty knife technique for modding Mac-Mini's Weaknesses: Can't handle block button in Mortal Kombat or pickled beets

	Name: Michael Campbell, AKA Mike, AKA Camp-Bell Strengths: High quality creations include a homemade poker table and potato cannon, never lost a game of Rummy-Tile Weaknesses: Though never convicted, he was the leading suspect in the infamous "disheveled kiwi" case at Ramapo College.

	Name: Daniel Chincarini, AKA Dan, AKA Chincar316, AKA Double D, AKA Expertease, AKA Mr. Dangerous, AKA Dr. Dangerous, AKA GRANT Strengths: Unexplicably good at Super Bomberman 2, has lot's of car trophies, extensive Batman knowledge. Weaknesses: Doesn't like Smash Bros., Electronic products don't work well in his home, insists on doing childish "banzai toe" wrestling move every chance he gets.

	Name: James Cote, AKA Jimmy, AKA Cody, AKA Cotay, AKA Jimbo, AKA Jungle Jim, AKA Jason Strengths: Drives to get fast food when you need it (well want it at least), exceptional climbing and balance skills, still works despite multiple bodily injuries. Weaknesses: Nicotine addict, astoundinly poor typing and spelling skills, no license, rarely eats and if he does it isn't healthy.

	Name: Christopher De Souza, AKA Chizzmiss, AKA Christothin, AKA CD in da house Strengths: Eats quarterbacks  for breakfast, plays hit songs on his guitar including "Beavertown" and "Pass the Greens". Weaknesses: After eating quarterbacks for breakfast he has a stomach ache for the rest of the day.

	Name: Jonathan De Souza, AKA Jon, AKA Jonafat, AKA Jonaphat, AKA Del Ballard Jr. Strengths: Has mastered NHL 2006-2080 on the PC, heroic soccer player, refined fashion sense Weaknesses: Refined fashion sense often goes too far with pink apparel, looks like a wooly mammoth and/or Donkey Kong when he doesn't shave.

	Name: Cosmo Giannakakis, AKA Cosmopolitan, AKA Wrestling Encyclopedia, AKA Nick, AKA Cosmonaut Strengths: Astounding and almost scary amount of wrestling knowledge including Japanese federations and Ring of Honor, has an Alice in Chains bootleg called 'Heroin' that he got off of Ebay for sixty bucks. Weaknesses: If wrestling ceased to exist he would simply curl up into a ball and decay, has been drunk enough to know how Scott  Hall felt.

	Name: Daniel Gonzalez, AKA Gonzo, AKA "Powerhouse" Gary Hayes Strengths: Has a golden voice, originator of "The Perplexed Ass", has said the word "ANOMY" in a dull and deep voice more than any human in the history of the world. Weaknesses: Lost a match to a cardboard cut-out of Shawn Michaels, invited Trivia De La Runt to his own wedding.

	Name: Paul Jacobi, AKA Knuckles, AKA Cloxworth, AKA Obi-Wan Jacobi, AKA KrazyKat72 Strengths: Extreme wealth, karaoke afficianado, plays a mean game of Mario Golf. Weaknesses: Mean game of Mario Golf wasn't mean enough to beat me in our last two showdowns , takes almost 3 years to pay you back 10 dollars.

	Name: Kevin Kirby, AKA Kirby, AKA Batt Boyy, AKA Kirbatronics, AKA This is Kirby, not known as Kevin. Strengths: Master of the triple loop, had an authentic mullet a few years back, quality DVD collection. Weaknesses: Funding has been shaky lately, probably the laziest man in the tri-state area or at least in New Jersey.

	Name: John Krukowski, AKA JK, AKA JJK, AKA Grim Reaper, AKA Mr. Stamina, AKA Chamberlin Strengths: Beat Kevin at Violence at Volners, brave enough to eat that chicken, sometimes touches a live capacitor rendering his arm immobile which is damn funny. Weaknesses: Doesn't eat black olives, doesn't eat spanish olives, eats Creatine and other nasty supplements that make his farts smell like napalm in the morning.

	Name: Willner Raymond, AKA Will, AKA Skillner, AKA the Haitian Creation Strengths: Shows up when you need some help, looks 15 years younger than he is, gets as much old AV equipment as he can for his church. Weaknesses: Looks ridiculous in his big BMW, lived in this country for 15 years and just recently learned the basic rules of football.

	Name: Eric Tuminello, AKA Rick Strengths: Can beat you at his games and your games.  Has lots of games.  Sleeps with games. Weaknesses: Has no other strengths and has no future unless it involves games.

	Name: Frank Tuminello, AKA Frankie, AKA Furter, AKA Stainboy, AKA Wanna Trade Pants Strengths: Good drawing skills, mental database of everything related to the Simpsons. Weaknesses: Not good at video games when he first plays, didn't buy the Star Wars box set the day it came out.

	Name: Kevin Volner, AKA Plevin, AKA Plev, AKA Bones, AKA Smokin' Joe Fisher Strengths: Excellent teeth- both visually and structurally, owns a pair of Nike Air Jordan V's, powerful backhand (though the ball rarely stays in bounds). Weaknesses: No Opinion, Can't Control his Dog, Narrow View on Life, Spoilerific, Didn't See Star Wars in it's Entirety until 1996!

	Name: Gabriel Ward, AKA Honest Gabe, AKA Gabe Froman, AKA Gaberaham Lincoln, AKA Lincoln Strengths: Knows HBO schedule better than the TV Guide, put Chincarini in his place by resetting the PS2 after realizing that Dan didn't even want to play Smackdown but rather watch the fight results in 'manager mode'. Weaknesses: Loud and giddy laugh makes an easy target for hell-bent snipers, sucks at Mario Kart DS despite hours of experience, still holding out to buy a 6 disc Star Wars set when he already owns half of the movies.